Ok, so my friends and I have this uncanny ability to act totally gay towards each other without actually being gay. Now, I’m not bashing the gay community at all (however, I may use some derogatory words, so please roll with me, or just exit out of my updated-once-in-like-every-4-months blog site). I mean, I have some LGB friends, some of whom are the best people in the world, so sexual orientation doesn’t matter, whatsoever.
Besides, I’m used to their...gayness. And I love them for it.
So used to it that well, I’ve been able to “play around” with it. Actually, I’m probably like 10-20% lesbian, just because it has been conditioned into me, but, that’s another story. For example, a good friend of mine, whom is a girl, unstrapped my bra one day through my shirt, and another good friend of mine, whom is also a girl, put her hands up the back of my shirt and re-strapped it. The only thing that freaked me out was that her hands were cold, and not the fact that she, well...kinda sorta lifted my shirt up, touched my skin with her bare hands, and then proceeded to fix my bra. Nah, that wasn’t awkward at all.
Well, anyway, here’s the meat to my story:
I was just previously in a conversation on Skype, and to be blunt, terse, brief (lol) and all other synonyms of the same genus (double lol), WE WERE REALLY REALLY GAY.
[Don’t say, “‘No no no no no’, just say ‘Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!’”
I promised my best friend I’d marry her for a day. What stays in Vegas...]
*diverged and then fell off a cliff*
And, here goes the chat conversation.
[Start]
S: wow...off topic but i'm like for sure going to the college trip now
oh gawwwwd
E: why?
S: idk.
K: omg yay
you can shaare a room with me and kat
S: cuz i suck at life and i'm a submissive ho
K: it'll be a lezo party
S: ......
K: lezbo*
S: ..............
yeah eff that
K: haha omfg you wish you could XD
S: oh yeah. I WANT TO TAP THAT
K: we need one more person
S: SO
HARD
K: i bet
S: TAP TAP TAP
K: fap fap fap
S: NO I HAVE NO DICK
K: so what about that strap on rofl
S: *kinky eyebrow raise*
jk
E: wow you guys get a room
S: chat room??
K: sure lolz
S: technically....
K: oh god im getting turned on
jk XD
S: AHAHAHAHA
K: god were so homo
S: <3
K: <33
E: wow guys just wow
K: i know you want in on this too
E: I do...
K: ohho
E: but I'd be a third wheel
K: a threesome
S: gtfo i'm not into that
E: threesomes/
S: i'm an all or nothing person
K: then lets add a guy
S: OK
E: wow
K: haha foursome
E: Three girls and one guy he must be very happy about that
S: i call the guy and K first lmfao
E: wow
I'm a....
FOURTH WHEEL
K: haha
E: ON A TRICYCLE
S: well its not useless
wait nevermind
this is fun
(that's what they ALL said)
K: it is
E: Oh you know it
so.
S: i'm bored now
E: what guy should we bring in?
way to kill it, S.
go work on your blog or something
S: boredom was the cock block...scissor jam
i dun wanna
K: yeah i got bored too
E: yeah there was too much time that passed between comments
K: talk about what happened dude in this conversation
[End]
Yeah, that’s basically normal. I’ve felt that I have become more open with my friends, as well - which is pretty freakin’ cool when you’re someone like me, who just stays to themselves emotionally. I dunno, yo.
Ok I’m bored. And I think I have ADD.
[I think I wanna marry you...]
